that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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