I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
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I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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