He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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