so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
We're too hungover to prance.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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