just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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