You're so nebulous sometimes
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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