HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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