Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Randomize
