your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
