You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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