all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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