Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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