all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Just pee around me
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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