Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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