I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
fuck your aforementioned shoe
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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