What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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