i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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