Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
You may now shotgun with the bride
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
