Cold hands, warm shart.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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