Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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