whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
ttyl tear gas
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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