I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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