Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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