erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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