do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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