did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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