some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
