Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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