p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I had to cum in my sink.
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