My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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