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(304): View more from West Virginia

I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious

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(417): View more from Missouri

I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked

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(561): View more from Florida

He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...

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(973): View more from New Jersey

You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated

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(816): View more from Missouri

Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"

(816): View more from Missouri

I lied.

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(317): View more from Indiana

You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha

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