what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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