My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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