he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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