Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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