Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
How does one acquire holy water?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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