another moral hangover. fuck.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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