i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
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Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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