The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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