Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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