its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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