I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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