I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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