K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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