What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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