Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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