awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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