I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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