How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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