Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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