I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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