12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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