Do you still have your period?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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