Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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