Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize